Reality is a Bitch – even in a Socialist Paradise

So the Greeks elected a socialist party in December because they didn’t like the terms of the bailout. Then they voted – just recently – to reject the terms of the bailout. So then they didn’t get a bailout, and life sucked. Reality reared its ugly head. Greek parliament approves new reforms, clearing way for bailout talks – Telegraph.

Not only are these reforms more severe than the Greeks rejected last month, they basically have had to do under this government, all the things they promised to do (and then never did) to get the first 2 bailouts, and then some. But their choice was simple… banks closed, no money, no business, etc.

I am surprised at 2 things. 1 – the Greeks accepted the bailouts, and 2 – that anyone wants to loan money to Athens. Of course the first two times it was, “Give us money and we promise to make changes.” This time around it is, “Make changes, and we can talk about giving you money.”

This kind of thing reminds me of Kipling’s “The Gods of the Copybook Headings.”

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

2 thoughts on “Reality is a Bitch – even in a Socialist Paradise

  1. > that anyone wants to loan money to Athens.

    It’s not a problem. The creditors are loaning Other People’s Money(tm). Not only is it no major deal if they lose it, they’re probably at least partially covered by government or private banking insurance. And whatever isn’t covered they can probably write off on taxes somehow.

    After following the “savings and loan crisis” in the US in the ’80s and ’90s, and watching some of the big-bank antics more recently, I’m certain that either the people who are running the banks have no idea what they’re doing, or “profitable long term business” isn’t among their goals. Or both.


  2. TRX, Why should “profitable long term business” even be considered? The guys running the “too big to fail” banks all got huge bonuses for pulling in those big government bailout checks. There was no downside, so no lesson was learned (other than how easy it is to sucker the government out of money).


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