I’m not sure if the guy or the cops make this Peak Florida. Florida man arrested for throwing cookie at girlfriend.
A couple gets into a fight. He throws a cookie at her.
In an arrest report, deputies noted that the victim had a red mark on the top of her forehead in her hairline.
Deputies say Smith admitted to throwing the cookie at the woman without her consent.
I think that speaks for itself. Though I’m not at all sure what it says.
He’s obviously a monster.
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You had to go there. (I knew someone would!)
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Wait … is there a specific prohibition about throwing cookies? What if, instead of a cookie, he threw a peeled, boiled egg? A feather? Do they outlaw throwing everything, one example at a time, or does it outlaw throwing things all at once?
Seems oddly specific.
Sounds like she wasn’t hurt, why not something less than arrest?
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