I’m not sure if the guy or the cops make this Peak Florida. Florida man arrested for throwing cookie at girlfriend.
A couple gets into a fight. He throws a cookie at her.
In an arrest report, deputies noted that the victim had a red mark on the top of her forehead in her hairline.
Deputies say Smith admitted to throwing the cookie at the woman without her consent.
I think that speaks for itself. Though I’m not at all sure what it says.