“Florida Man” Wants Egg Rolls

Peak Florida. At least for today. Florida man arrested, accused of shoving woman to get to egg rolls.

The report says Johnson kept ringing the doorbell even after she told him she wasn’t letting him in.

The report says Johnson wanted to come in and eat egg rolls that were in the house, so the woman told him she would bring them out to him.

That was the mistake: opening the door. He shoved his way in.

Johnson was arrested and charged with battery.

Silly rabbit. Egg rolls are for kids.

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