Or the usual. Plus a bonus story in which a Brit admits he and his family completely ignore the reality of alligators in Florida. And are lucky no one died. (And it isn’t like the gators go away in summer, fall, or winter.) Oh, and don’t go swimming in random bits of fresh water in Florida.
That 3-foot fence is not going to keep the gators out of the pool. 9-foot alligator found in Florida family’s swimming pool.
Everybody wants to hang out at the house with the swimming pool.
And the Daily Mail (which loves to cover alligators in Florida) has pictures and video of the 9ft “monster.”
A slightly smaller gator busted through a screen onto an screened in patio. Florida family surprised by alligator at 2 a.m..
Turns out an alligator measuring about 8 feet long had torn through the family’s lanai screen and was camped out on the back porch, according to the Fort Myers Police Department.
Don’t EVER Get in the water in Florida Everglades. EVER. EastEnders star Jake Wood reveals his wife was almost KILLED by an alligator during family holiday in Florida… leaving his children ‘scarred for life’. (Also the Daily Mail.)
The star said it was only when they returned to the boat hire shop and told their story to a staff member – who said they would never go into the water due to the ‘man-eater’ alligators – that they realised how lucky Alison had been.
Darwin missed out on that one. (And Godzilla gets the nod on the facepalm, because reptile.)
Don’t go swimming if you know there are gators in the water. Corollary: if your map says “Florida” on it, and you’re in fresh water, there are gators in there. If it’s brackish or saltwater, there might be crocodiles with you.
And the Everglade are a “nature preserve” where gators – and other predators – thrive.