Bacon on the Run

Of course the .gov is going to fine the farmer. Vermont pig escape: 250 pigs escaped a farm, but most lured back by hot dog buns.

Jeffries said he believes the fence enclosure was damaged by vandalism on the night of Aug. 11, allowing about 50 adult pigs and 200 piglets to escape. He thinks it was the work of a former employee and said he reported it to the police. The farm was also robbed recently of thousands of dollars in tools, he said.

But that isn’t good enough for the civic leaders, they want to fine this guy more than $80,000. Because they need to teach everyone a lesson. That if you really hate your ex-employer, you can probably find a way to bankrupt them with the help of City Hall.