Quote of the Week

Definitely qualifies as quote of the day. Probably qualifies as quote of the year. SHOCKER: Grown Men Won’t Dress Like Toddlers; Adult Onesie Clothing Firm Goes Bust.

If I tried really hard, I might be able to squeeze out a tear for the people who came up with this, but I’d probably have to put Tabasco on my contact lenses and pull out a fistful of leg hair while remembering that scene when E.T. died in order to do it.

The kind of thing I wish I could write.

Whatevs. It turns out you can put lipstick on a pig, but people will totally judge you for it. For that matter, so will the pig.

Hat tip to For What It’s Worth.

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