Peak Florida: At least for today

This is almost funny. Man broke into house demanding food and internet for his family, cops say.

Police say a resident in the Encantada community on SW 190th Avenue was sleeping around 12:15 a.m. Wednesday when he heard a strange noise. He woke up and found a man in his house who demanded food and internet — a desperate plea amid the coronavirus pandemic.

He did steal various items. Apparently not the WiFi PW.

Police have no leads, and neighbors are upset because “We live in a gated community and we have security.” As if that means you have a guarantee.

Hat tip to Wirecutter, who says… “Gimme all your food and your wifi password!” Welcome to crime in the age of COVID-19.