Self-defense in the Windy City. Lakeview homeowner confronts burglar with machete, cops say.
It all started when the victim walked into his home on the 1300 block of West Roscoe and discovered the burglar around 8:30 p.m., according to a police report. The homeowner grabbed a machete and ran the burglar out of the house.
Maybe he will consider an upgrade to his available tools.