Texas Woman – Like Florida Man, only farther west

This Waco, Texas woman could give Florida Man a run for the crazy-money. Crazy People Are Dangerous.

Drugs. Blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit. Chased people in her car. Crashed into cars.

OK, that’s crazy enough, but wait — it gets even better!

A history of mental illness. QAnon conspiracy theories. The aliens gave her “free power” to power her 1984 Pontiac Fiero.

Pro tip: Don’t send conspiracy-theory stuff to your crazy friends.

Peak Texas. At least for today.

2 thoughts on “Texas Woman – Like Florida Man, only farther west

  1. QAnon conspiracy theories. The aliens gave her “free power” to power her 1984 Pontiac Fiero.
    You know, I might be willing to believe that. I haven’t seen an ’84 Fiero that ran since about Y2K. Maybe that’s why hers is running.

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    • There are a few for sale. (This article made me look.)

      I think it is STILL the only mid-engine car ever built by Detroit. A friend bought one after she totaled her Corvette. It was a consolation prize, but I guess she thought it handled well.

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