And AC tells a good story, even when it isn’t funny. Curmudgeon and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day: Part 1
“I’m mildly sick.”
“OMG, COVID… you’re doomed!”
“It’s just bad air. I’ll be fine when the weather pattern changes.”
“Eleventy billion cases have been detected, every biker that went to Sturgis is dead, this is the worst thing that has ever happened.”
And Part 2.
I got a better deal than they’re getting [kids today]. I was born to mutually assured destruction. Instant death from the sky! You know what I learned from that? I learned that instant fiery radioactive death of everyone and everything was imminent but that’s not a good enough reason to cancel chemistry class.