Water in Florida is filled with all kinds of nasty creatures. Salt water has sharks (and crocodiles, though they are limited in range mostly to the Everglades) and fresh water has alligators. Suspected Burglar Killed By Alligator While Hiding From Police In A Pond
Police said [the dead guy] was attacked by an 11-foot long alligator while he was hiding out after a series of planned break-ins.
Before he was reported missing, [the would-be-thief] called his girlfriend to tell her he would be in the area breaking into homes.
The alligator was euthanized.
Some folks will see Karma at work. I just see insanity.